when you throw breadcrumbs to the pigeons on the streets of Manhattan, you assume they eat them.
you are wrong.
they really take them to Feuilly, who lives in a tree in central park, quiet, always watching, the silent lord of the pigeons
feuilly the pigeon lord is merciful, wise, cunning. he sees all, knows every part of the city and has his birds fly out at all times of and report back to him. legends say he used to be fully human once, an orphan on the streets who was adopted by the pigeons and eventually rose through the ranks to become something like their god
all that is known is that he has feather tattoos that spread like wet ink over his body, that his eyes can and have seen things no human could imagine, and that alfred hitchcock’s the birds is inspired by the real experiences of the last person to cross the pigeon lord
we kept our secrets and rules [fullview at ao3]
(Made as part of our second miseres exchange [x], for the request “Valjean, Javert; What-If Scenario”)
THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.
this picture makes me happy
Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts
I love this!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN
I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up…
A quick sketch comic in which Gavroche finds a new person to admire.
THAT IS A PERFECT FACE
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING SINCE YOU POSTED THIS
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS EXCELLENT oh geez I really love the sheer casualness of the actual tearing-down because that’s always been one of my favorite things, how Gavroche is all “eh mob violence, muggings, whatever, nice day out, seen it all befoHOLD THE PHONE DID THAT GUY JUST TEAR DOWN AN INCREDIBLY OUTDATED CHURCH NOTICE, I HAVE A NEW HERO” XD
(also I really like your greyscale work!)